Monkeyboy loves the holidays. I had no idea what I was missing! Sitting there on the desk, I wondered what the hub bub was all about. The endless stream of candy, greeting cards and well wishers was somewhat of a mystery to me. Now I get it, and I am all for it.
I love Santa. Did you know he gives FREE presents?? I was going to try and get to the North Pole, but it seemed a bit of a stretch for a tropical creature such as myself. Then, I realized that I could see Santa right downtown Minneapolis (or St. Paul, or Edina or Roseville - anywhere there is a "dale"). What a wonderful man he is. Mrs Claus is quite a nice lady, too.
I have to say I was taken aback when he told me about the Naughty/Nice list! What I have done these past few months is pretty naughty to some folks. So I had a few laughs, got in a bit of trouble and pissed a few people off. What can I say? You would do the same if you had been held hostage on a reception desk for as long as I have. I just hope my shenanigans did not get me on the dreaded "naughty" list. I have repented for all my transgressions, so I sincerely hope to find some really great swag under the tree on Christmas morning.