Since I had so much fun with the Police, I thought I should check out the happenings at the local firehouse. As you can see, they welcomed me with open arms. Once again, I have my opposable thumbs to thank for that. I don’t think it would have been as easy if I didn’t have those.
I feel so at home driving the big rig (even though my feet don’t touch the pedals). And the axes and hoses and other tools really make me feel like a real man. It is about time I put my brains and brawn to good use. And chicks really dig firefighters. What is that all about?
I have made fast friends with all the firefighters, and even the Chief. I have been accused of brown nosing, but really I think it has more to do with the fabulous chili I have been making for the gang down at the station. I am becoming such a multi-faceted ape, don’t you think? The wonders of the world outside never cease to amaze me.
As you can see, I have made a lot of great friends thanks to my new career. Who knew firefighters could be so fun!! Not to worry about all the smoking, drinking and gambling. Everything in moderation, sister. That is my motto.
Now, I must go tune into CNN and watch for the voting results. GO OBAMA!!!
