I chartered a boat and had all my friends out for a day of fun on the water. Hijinx on the high seas as you can see by the photos. Monkeyboy was the captain as you can see by my nifty uniform. Gorillas really are more talented than we get credit for. I was saddened by my brothers at the zoo. All they do is lay around, pick their nose and throw poo. Not this monkey - I have my sights set quite a bit higher.
I enjoyed quite a few cold beverages after my three hour tour.
I even made friends with the Ducks. They are a bit too eager if you ask me.
What is next for Monkeyboy you ask? You will just have to keep checking back periodically to see for yourself. One day, I may be back. I just can't say when. I hope everyone at the office is doing well.
Yours truly,
Monkeyboy
3 comments:
Since you come from a non-drinking family, I was surprised to see you imbibing. I realize now that I have kept you too sheltered and that you need to be "you" - whatever that is....
I do miss you terribly, but the rest of the office seems quite content to enjoy your exploits out in the real world. It might be nice if you put your tie on for a more formal picture to show them you're thinking of them.
Love, Mom
Non drinking family?? Who are you kidding. I learned from the best.
And, about the tie, I seem to have lost it along the way. Maybe I can find some other article of clothing that will make me look a little more dressed up. I will see what I can do.
Sorry mom but your ducking the real issue here of LIFE, LIBEARTY & the PURSUIT of HAPPBEARNESS
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