Bon Voyage My Little Friend

At first I was very upset by my immediate replacement. I am a gorilla...I am strong, fierce, smart, and have been a very good sport...sitting there all day in my sunglasses and necktie (with a nice coat of dust covering my luxurious fur).

Within a day, you had replaced me with that damn Lemur, or Gibbon or whatever the heck that thing is. My immediate reaction (besides thinking you didn't miss me) was..."pfft..who is THAT? he is dumb monkey that plays with poo, doesn't understand simple instructions and who would look just plain silly in any corporate gear you try to put on him.

But all of that has changed. Somehow he found his way to me. Someone at the office thought I needed a friend and sent him in search of me. After a wonderful night together, I realized that I need to make this journey alone. Life it too crazy out here for 2 monkeys trying to find their way. This is a job for a gorilla...not monkey business.

But, I will say....I will miss him. Take good care of him until I return. Maybe someday he'll get to experience the things I'm experiencing, but for now...he needs to guard my spot and collect a little dust (and, not to mention he's quite upset he missed "trail mix day" at the office).

Take care my little friend...I enjoyed the time we spent together.